Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Who's Bon Jovi?

I decided to go to work with my girl one day and when she started her computer up, whose picture shows up as her screen saver??? OMG, she's killing me! This was another phase she was going through (so she says) so I forgave her. I'm such a nice guy.

Anyhow, back in February, this group called BON JOVI came to the Islands. Linda really wanted to go to this concert, but I told her I couldn't take her because of all the humans that would be in the arena. It would've been way too tempting for me.

Well, Linda's friend Sherri had tickets to the concert and she showed them to me. I tried to steal them, but they were a little too big for me to carry.

Sherri said she would take me with her so I could at least get an autograph for Linda. But Linda didn't want me to go because she knew that as soon as Jon Bon Jovi hit the stage, Sherri would've thrown me to the wolves. Get it? Thrown to the wolves? Haha - I made a joke. Anyhoo, here's a picture of Sherri and I.

I hope to post more of my adventures soon. I'll be going on a trip in December with Linda and her sister, and I know we're going to take a ton of pictures. I guess I need to nag her to upload our pictures. Again.

All my love, PE.

Sunday, August 8, 2010

Good grief - what a miracle!

I hate to be a nag, but I've been asking Linda, quite nicely by the way, to please upload our pictures. Well, she's always so busy "crafting" (even though I know she's playing games on Facebook) that she never did. But to my amazement, she actually DID upload our photos! Hmm, I wonder if she's gonna hit me up for something. We shall see.

Anyway, here's what I gave her for Valentine's Day (yes, that was waaaay back in February). I thought she might like roses for Valentines Day and since money is not a problem for me, I got her these. Her friends told her she was extremely spoiled because these were Kamuela roses from the Big Island of Hawaii and are very, very expensive! Nothing is too expensive for my girl - she deserves it! By the way, she loved them!

We spent a quiet night at home on Valentine's Day and after she had her dinner and dessert, I presented her with a gift.

Linda gladly accepted and immediately put it on. I think I need to take her to have her nails done. Don't tell her I said that.

I was a little nervous that she wouldn't accept this ring, but she said she loved me and would wear it proudly. I definitely have more to share so I hope you'll come back again. We had a date nite in Waikiki, I met some new people, did some hunting and even went to the ECLIPSE premier. Oh yeah, Jacob is still lurking around ... waiting to make his move. Watch out Mutt - I got my eyes on you.

Saturday, June 19, 2010


Earlier this year, Linda and I went to her friend Michelle's house. Before I walked in, I smelled something strangely unsettling. Of course Linda couldn't smell anything - she's a human. I entered before her and look who came to investigate - a DOG! Why didn't she tell me that Michelle had a dog! Well, I didn't wanna be rude, so I let him smell me. Eeewww! Well, things started to get out of hand so I had to take him down; obviously I was much stronger than him and he ran out of the house. Unfortunately, I don't have a picture of me pinning him to the ground. Hehehe ... what a wimp.

Even though I was cool as a cucumber, Linda thought I should try and have a drink of water. No wonder I don't eat or drink ... I can't believe I did this to a glass!

So after that little accident of chipping the water glass, I decided that I wouldn't be trying to eat or drink human goodies anymore. We left Michelle's house because Linda was hungry so I took her to an Italian restaurant for one of her favorite pasta dishes. Penne pesto pasta with grilled steak. I have to admit that the steak did smell good but it would've been better if it was raw.
I'm off to run some errands with my girl. Be back soon. All my love, PE

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Me doing crafts???

Well, hello again! Unfortunately, this post doesn't have any "excellent adventures" in it. These are just some shots of me crafting with Linda. Actually, I just sat there and watched her. Not sure why, but my hands just aren't made for crafting. These are some Valentine's Day treats she made for some friends.

The next three cards were part of some kind of "challenge" Linda participated in. She really enjoys crafting and I enjoy just keeping her company. We have some very interesting talks during our craft time together.

I finally got Linda to upload our Valentine's Day photos, along with some photos of her birthday lunches. Those will be posted shortly. Thanks for sticking by my girl and being dedicated followers. Until next time, start getting ready for ECLIPSE ... Linda sure is! Love you all, PE

Sunday, May 2, 2010

Where have I been?

HELLOOOOOO! Anybody out there? First of all, let me apologize for my absence. I've been gone for about two and a half months! Sheesh! I can't believe it! Well, my girl has been quite busy these past couple of months. After Valentine's Day, her son was accidentally shot in the eye with an air soft gun. It's been pretty rough on her and her entire family, but I'm happy to say that he is making progress everyday and hopefully will have his full eye sight back soon. So, before that all happened, Linda did take some pictures of me posing with some famous people. First up, is this dude named Robert Pattinson. Hmm, sure looks a lot like me, don't you think? What a handsome fella. Did I say that out loud?

Next up is me with the King of Pop, Michael Jackson. Well, obviously it's not Michael Jackson, but his DVD "This Is It". This man was a genius at his craft. Linda said she used to be in love with Michael when she was in the 2nd grade and when he sang "I'll Be There", she felt like he was singing it to her. I was a little jealous of that, but she assured me that she loves ME now, so it's all good. I tried my best to imitate Michael's pose ... pretty good huh?

Linda promised me that she would be posting the pictures of our Valentine's date very soon. She wants to apologize for the lack of adventures, but like she said to me, life happens. Since I'm not "alive", I don't get what she's trying to say, but I guess that means that she's been busy and will do her best to post more often. Until we meet again, take care. Love you all, PE

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Winner Winner Chicken Dinner!

Bet you thought I wouldn't be back with a winner, huh? Well, here we go ... Linda cut up all the names of the followers and crumpled them up into little balls.

She just received this Hello Kitty mini bag for her birthday, and decided to use it to hold all the entries. What is it with girls and their bags? I mean seriously ... is she really going to be able to hold anything in this tiny bag?!?

Here I am reaching into the bag to pull out a winner ...

and giving it to Linda to un-crumple it.

CONGRATULATIONS BERENICE! You are the winner of Pocket Edward's macadamia nuts! Please e-mail Linda your mailing address so she can get your nuts to you pronto!

Now, since I don't want to disappoint the rest of my faithful followers, the girls and I have decided to send you all a little token of our appreciation! So, if you would be so kind as to e-mail either Jodi or Linda with your mailing addresses, they will be getting your surprises out to you as soon as they can!
Thanks for following me on my excellent adventures and don't forget to tell all your fun-loving friends to become followers too! All my love, PE

I didn't forget ...

about the blog candy! Please let me apologize for Linda, as she's been a little busy with work, family, and crafting. Hmm, when is she going to have time for me? She didn't even post the Valentine's gift I got for her. I guess I'll have to hound her more ...

Anyway, please come back a little later tonight as Linda will be posting the winner of the mac nut blog candy! She's still at work but promised me that she would be home soon.

Until next time, remember to smell the roses!

Sunday, February 7, 2010

Lunch with the girls

I went to lunch with Linda and her friends the other day. They went to a chinese restaurant in downtown Honolulu and had something called dim sum and won ton mein. Being in Hawaii with Jodi and Linda sure is an eye-opening experience. Besides all the beautiful scenery, there are so many different types of food. I still haven't tried anything, since you all know I don't eat human food, but I am getting very curious. This soup consisted of vegetables, pork and shrimp dumplings and noodles. The girls really seemed to enjoy this.

For dessert they had coconut balls with some hot tea.

Being the gentleman that I am, I "picked up" the tab. The ladies were so happy that they all gave me big hugs and kisses (sorry no pictures of this)!

I hope you're enjoying all of my excellent adventures. Jodi, Linda and I appreciate all of you and enjoy reading your comments! Thanks for visiting and I'll see you soon. Love Forever, PE

Thursday, February 4, 2010

Our First Encounter

It had to happen sometime where I would finally end up meeting Jodi's dog, Sophie. She told me about how she loves to play and run around all the time which used to worry me a bit. Thankfully when we met, she was rather gentle and didn't rip me to pieces like I thought might happen.
Then she came closer to me and all I could think of was how Jacob has an awful wolf scent. Sophie started to lick me everywhere and I nearly escaped!
After trying to free myself I began to get hungry. It's really been a while since the last time I hunted. I managed to find a bear and got my fill and energy back.
Jodi wanted me to try something new... I have not taken a bath since it's not something vampires do, but I guess since Sophie licked me everywhere I jumped into the bath she drew me. A strange experience for me, but I do feel clean and fresh!
I will be back shortly... Be Safe.

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

I'm the Man!

It's been a while since I've hunted and being around Linda and her family is starting to become unbearable. I wonder if I should try human food again? Hmm, let me think about that. Before I head out, I wanted to show you the gifts I gave to Linda. Now, you must be wondering why I would give her a jewelry box with Jacob on it, right? Well, I wanted her to know that I am the BIGGER man! And even though Jacob says "I will always be there for you ... I will never go away", he doesn't really mean it. BUT, I DO! With that, these are the gifts I put inside the jewelry box ...

My Cullen crest bracelet ...

And my heart necklace ...

Whenever Linda wears these special pieces, she'll know how much I care, and appreciate her. I'm off to hunt. Please come back for more of my excellent adventures.

Monday, February 1, 2010

What is He doing here?

I hadn't been to my girl Linda's office for a while so I thought I'd drop by one day. Boy was I in for a surprise. She had a little vase on her desk which held this Jacob flower. I couldn't believe my eyes!

Then, I turned on her computer and this was her screen saver!!!

What is going on here??? I don't get it! Was she tired of me? Did she love Jacob more than me? Well, it was really bothering me so I asked Linda about the Jacob pictures and she told me that she was just going through a "phase". She admitted that after she saw New Moon, she started to "like" Jacob. WHAT??? I couldn't believe what I was hearing!

I told Linda that I had to leave her office and get some fresh air. She told me to head to her place and wait for her there so we could talk things out. So I did. But what did I find when I got to her place? A Christmas tree decorated with pictures of Jacob! What is she trying to do to me???

When Linda got home, she told me that her friend, Jodi, made this Christmas tree for her. It's actually a very pretty tree, except for all those ugly ornaments hanging on the branches. After our talk, I realized that Linda still loved me better than Jacob and I forgave her for having pictures of him. I told her it was ok for them to be friends and gave her some special gifts to show that I still loved her too. Be sure to come back again for more of my excellent adventures and to see what I got for Linda. Until next time, stay safe and keep warm.

Sunday, January 24, 2010


These are some adventures from last summer during my time with Linda. She was on this yogurt kick, and was going to Yogurtland every week for a treat. I couldn't figure out what was so good about it. Maybe all you humans out there will think that her special concoction is something worth trying: Strawberry and Cheesecake yogurt swirl, with real cheesecake bits and walnuts. She couldn't get enough of it, but I still don't get it. Do you? Being the gentleman that I am, I got the yogurt from the freezer and gave it to Linda for her dessert one night.

Anyway, one day when she was at Costco near Yogurtland, she came home with this cannister of macadamia nuts.

Since she and Jodi have started up this new blog, I suggested that it might be fun to share some of these Hawaiian nuts with all of you. Linda said it's called "blog candy". Huh? Ok, Linda and Jodi will be sharing this blog candy (a fresh cannister) with one lucky follower! Of course there are only two followers right now, so this "contest" will be open until February 14th, Valentine's Day!

The rules: (1) Become a follower of this blog; (2) You don't have to know anything about Twilight; (3) You must have a sense of humor.

Now, you might be wondering what special treats I like? Obviously, human blood, but since I'm a vegetarian, that's a no-no. AND since I'm on a "special diet", I don't really have any special treats. However, Linda thought I'd like to sample some garlic so she bought this for me ...

GARLIC? Is she nuts? Yes, she is! She's a macadamia nut! Hurry and become a follower and you too may become a macadamia nut! Thanks for stopping by and I look forward to seeing you soon ...